May 24, 2012
oceanmaster:

thesmithgirl90:

did-yuo-kno:

Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!

Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts.

oceanmaster:

thesmithgirl90:

did-yuo-kno:

Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!

Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts.

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May 22, 2012
Things Have Changed, Physically.

http://www.goodluckcowboy.co.uk/archives/420

The smaller sprites came out surprisingly well for a lazy job. MIGHT DO MORE WITH THEM AT A LATER DATE??? BECAUSE SOMETIMES CHANGE IS NICE??

May 15, 2012
How I Met Your Mother

http://www.goodluckcowboy.co.uk/archives/415

I don’t tend to make “pop-culture” references on the actual site. I think it puts too much of a life-span on the joke.

May 8, 2012
A comic about teeth that are sensitive. This is a pointless caption.

A comic about teeth that are sensitive. This is a pointless caption.

May 7, 2012
Cola and Ice Cream, tomorrow’s comic’s first panel.

Cola and Ice Cream, tomorrow’s comic’s first panel.

May 3, 2012
btothef:

Page 143

“Good God!” Marty [and Ryan] gasped. “It’s Mr. Strickland.”
It was true. Hill Valley High’s avenging angel, still wearing a bow tie, was there in the form of Gerald Strickland.

OH MY GOD YES, NOW HE IS AN AVENGING ANGEL. I don’t even know how that makes sense but I don’t care!! Mr. Strickland avenges… those who have been wronged by slackers! And he’s an angel because damn girl, with lips like that you musta fallen from HEAVEN.

He looked younger, a bit tauter, but basically the same.

NICE. Our taut avenging angel is BACK, BABY. BACK TO THE FUTURE, that is. Because that is the book we are reading, that is.

“McFly! Shape up, man!” Strickland shouted.   George regarded him like a prisoner about to be sentenced. ”You’re a slacker!” Strickland charged.

and one of the advantages of books over movies is that WE get to imagine the action, and I choose to read “charged” in the “bull running towards someone” sense, which means I get to imagine Mr. Strickland yelling “You’re a slacker!” as he rushes towards George McFly, students falling like so many bowling pins around him, and I invite you to join me because it’s great.
The rest of Strickland’s dialogue is way crappy (“Your head must be off on Mars or something”, “Wake up and join the human race”) but it doesn’t matter because after that our taut avenging angel “thrusts” the kick-me sign into George’s hands and “stalks down the corridor toward his office”.
Amazing. It’s like George Gipe loves Mr. Strickland as much as I do, because that scene was AWESOME.
Doc asks if George is really his father, Marty says yes, Doc says it “looks like a match made in heaven” which is PRETTY GOOD because it foreshadows George’s “A Match Made In Space” book, and Marty gets told to go make introductions between George and Lorraine so off he goes to talk to George.  ”You remember me, don’t you? Saturday when you fell outa [sic] the tree… I probably saved your life.”
UP NEXT: LESS STRICKLAND, BUT COME BACK ANYWAY 

btothef:

Page 143

“Good God!” Marty [and Ryan] gasped. “It’s Mr. Strickland.”

It was true. Hill Valley High’s avenging angel, still wearing a bow tie, was there in the form of Gerald Strickland.

OH MY GOD YES, NOW HE IS AN AVENGING ANGEL. I don’t even know how that makes sense but I don’t care!! Mr. Strickland avenges… those who have been wronged by slackers! And he’s an angel because damn girl, with lips like that you musta fallen from HEAVEN.

He looked younger, a bit tauter, but basically the same.

NICE. Our taut avenging angel is BACK, BABY. BACK TO THE FUTURE, that is. Because that is the book we are reading, that is.

“McFly! Shape up, man!” Strickland shouted.  
George regarded him like a prisoner about to be sentenced.
 ”You’re a slacker!” Strickland charged.

and one of the advantages of books over movies is that WE get to imagine the action, and I choose to read “charged” in the “bull running towards someone” sense, which means I get to imagine Mr. Strickland yelling “You’re a slacker!” as he rushes towards George McFly, students falling like so many bowling pins around him, and I invite you to join me because it’s great.

The rest of Strickland’s dialogue is way crappy (“Your head must be off on Mars or something”, “Wake up and join the human race”) but it doesn’t matter because after that our taut avenging angel “thrusts” the kick-me sign into George’s hands and “stalks down the corridor toward his office”.

Amazing. It’s like George Gipe loves Mr. Strickland as much as I do, because that scene was AWESOME.

Doc asks if George is really his father, Marty says yes, Doc says it “looks like a match made in heaven” which is PRETTY GOOD because it foreshadows George’s “A Match Made In Space” book, and Marty gets told to go make introductions between George and Lorraine so off he goes to talk to George.  ”You remember me, don’t you? Saturday when you fell outa [sic] the tree… I probably saved your life.”

UP NEXT: LESS STRICKLAND, BUT COME BACK ANYWAY 

May 1, 2012
Blog the Twelfth

I was going to write this sooner, but then I drew a bunch of pirates and wanted to leave them on the front page a little longer.

I like today’s comic, my art style doesn’t really lend itself to visual jokes and while it is feasible for me to change it and move to a higher resolution I’d rather not ruin the “house style” I have going on here.
But I’m glad I could get a visual joke to work.

I took a brief break from writing Scavengers because I got to a convenient stopping point where I could just think about what happens next. I still have a brief outline that I have stuck to but keep building on and things are right on track. It’s taking a while to decide what to write next because I want everything to be written down for a reason.

I don’t want things to happen “just because”.

Part Three is set in Sinclair’s Wandering Market of Wonderment, a name I just made up but might keep. I really want to focus Three on how the Scavengers use currency and trade with each other.

So far each part has focused on something new and important, I don’t want Three to be any different.

In other news, I update the ART page to have some sort of navigation, it allows direct links to be sent without leaving the page and you can jump straight to a piece of artwork.
It’s still terrible to navigate though, which I should fix. I might just add a “Back to top” button underneath every piece.
I do need to get around to adding thumbnails.

Also games, I’ve been really getting into League of Legends lately. Recently re-discovered the Dominion game mode, I find it much more fun than classic. It’s less of a slow paced grindfest and encourages/forces more team fights. I like Dominion over Classic because stuff keeps happening. There is always something going on somewhere on the map, whereas in Classic it is possible for nothing to really happen for a good few minutes.

I’ve also purchased Blades of Time, this happened after I fell in love with the combat and wanted to see the weird places the terrible plot would take me. I swear I missed a cutscene at the start.
The game just dumps you into “DRAGONLAND” surrounded by living statues out to kill you, the first line of dialogue is:
“At last, DRAGONLAND, I’ve finally made it.”
I have no idea how I got to DRAGONLAND or what significance it holds, but at least I got there??
The main character is kind of a horrible person too. She needs to get to the treasure in the DRAGONLAND TEMPLE for no explained reason other than GOLD so she decides to MURDER this group of people who are only trying to escape DRAGONLAND. She doesn’t even tell them why or even ASK for the key to the gate they are guarding. She just assumes that they MUST ALL DIE.
So I don’t really blame half the enemies in the game for attacking her, she REALLY has it coming.
She seems like the kind of bitch who’d steal your parking space after you waited for some old lady to back out because she NEEDS TO GET TO THE SUPERMARKET.

DRAGONLAND.

I should write an actual review, because despite the plot being terrible and the voice acting being horrible the game is really, really fun. I would thoroughly recommend it.

I also peaked into S4League again to see how much worse it had got. There are still no good maps other than Neden-1 and even more terrible melee weapons.

Anyway, that’s all I’ve got.

May 1, 2012
VISUAL JOKES.
Different from my usual visual jokes in that this time you also look at the PICTURES for funnies.

VISUAL JOKES.

Different from my usual visual jokes in that this time you also look at the PICTURES for funnies.

April 30, 2012
nedroidcomics:

Post-Haircut Comics

nedroidcomics:

Post-Haircut Comics

April 29, 2012
Website Update

My art page is now easier to navigate, but that doesn’t mean it is easy to navigate.

You have to work for your art.

I guess.

http://www.goodluckcowboy.co.uk/art

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